In the dusty backwaters of Florence, Kentucky, Patrol Officer Jim Wolowitz is the last guy youβd trust with a badge and unfortunately, the only person left wearing one. When a string of increasingly bizarre crimes rocks the townβa panty theft epidemic, illegal moonshine being sold to children, and missing racehorses turning up in Chinese foodβJim is forced to unravel a tangled conspiracy involving local weirdos, an unstable sheriff, and a shadowy notebook that seems to connect it all. Soon, Jim will have to face his ultimate fear: actual police work.